my dads office is boring send help

also

arent i stunning

i did my eyebrows weoooo

tomdelawn:

does anyone else have those moments were you go to take a drink from a bottle and for some reason you just dont manage to get it in your mouth and it all dribbles down your chin and shirt and it’s that moment that makes you feel like you couldn’t be more of a failure than you are now　

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I keep having this tendency to say yall and I think its because I’ve been rereading Looking for Alaska and watching a lot of toddlers & tiaras

I mean this shouldnt be that big of an issue but I live in Canada so it needs to stop but it wont

annawintour:

that’s not my name - the ting tings ft. lunchbag rodriguez

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ludacrisp:

omg these things are up all around my school and no one knows what they mean

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plottwist:

what if those “you’ve just won a giftcard/laptop/big money” things were actually real instead of scams and for years we’ve just been denying free gifts and somewhere in the world someone is like crying behind their computer screen whispering why won’t you just let me do nice things 

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